Yesterday morning, Wifey was in the bathroom when I heard a blood-curdling scream. Running to find out what was wrong, expecting to find her in a contorted position beneath the sink, I found her instead flailing her hands about her, running out of the room. In a high-pitched shriek, she promptly informed me that there was a wasp over the toilet. Frac, who will be five next week, overheard this and must have come to the conclusion that it was necessary for us all to evacuate the house, for he immediately ran to the pile of VHS tapes we just acquired from Fr. Tito's rummage sale, and scooped them up, proclaiming loudly, "I'll save the movies!"
It's a good thing his baby sister has learned to walk for herself.
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Monday, August 9, 2010
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oh. this made me laugh. thank you.
ReplyDeleteDitto to that LOLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteHa! Just like a kid. Made me laugh.
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LOL! Well...they were his new movies Honey! Can't blame him for that! Hahahah!
ReplyDeleteAnd the panic in his voice, I'm still laughin thinking about it...You would think the apocolypse was coming! Hahahah!